“Simple plot: A government agency sends a rescue mission to pick up the lone survivor of a Mars expedition, and bring him home. The charge: MURDER! That’s right - since he’s the only survivor, the pencil-pushers and bean-counters back home naturally figure he killed everyone else.”
“In a recent discussion of why his newspaper business is failing, Dow Jones Chief Executive Les Hinton called Google a ‘digital vampire.” Presumably, this makes the Wall Street Journal and other Dow Jones publications zombies, because their antiquated business models amount to a dead man walking.”
“Whatever personal problems that public officials deal with privately, leave them alone. This could happen to anyone, in any state, regardless of party. Why make the voters of South Carolina suffer while Sanford is skewered? If he wants to resign, so be it. If not, let him deal with it in private.”
